thunderbreathingdragoncat:

there are two types of chipotle employees: those that use BIG scoops, and those that are dead to me.

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mysterysongs:

Instead of a “Mean Girls 2”, I would’ve liked a movie about Glen Coco. Hopefully explaining why he got four candycanes.

irishayne:

injectchaos:

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apparently, dan wasn’t allowed on set during the ron/hermione kiss because his giggling was “too distracting”

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I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

fezzesandbowtiesarecool:

easy-there-tiger:

towardsthestarlight:

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

LOL TRUFAX

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feeltheromance:

assfruit:

poço de visita:

OH MEU DEUS SHDKGDA LMFAO

Oh, bem isso é esquisito.

SAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUA

feeltheromance:

assfruit:

poço de visita:

OH MEU DEUS SHDKGDA LMFAO

Oh, bem isso é esquisito.

SAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUAHSUA

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frenchtoastandpancakes:

foreveryoung21:

littlewhitelies-:

andthatlittleblackdress:

brightskymystery:

REMEMBER WHEN.

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?

OH MY FUCKING GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE

I think I died.

 oh my GOD

WHO ARE YOU?!

TELL US THE REASON.

(Source: pprocrastinate)

especiallygold:

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especiallygold:

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